Austin Lyons

Olympic Buzzer Beater by Gable Steveson

Holy cow what a finish to the 125 kg freestyle wrestling gold medal match! Gable Steveson just out worked his opponent, Geno Petriashvili. Petriashvili appeared to be gassed and Steveson just kept putting on the pressure until the very last second. He scored 4 points in the final 16 seconds to come away with the gold medal.

How awesome is it going to be to go back to the University of Minnesota with a gold medal? Showing off an Olympic gold medal has to be one of the easiest ways to get girls in the world, he’s going to be the most popular man on campus! Plus with the new NIL rules he’s bound to get a shit ton of company’s showing up wanting to sponsor him and throw money at him. A college student with a gold medal and a fat wallet, can’t think of a much better life for a 21 year old.

Austin Lyons

Why isn’t Sumo Wrestling an Olympic Sport?

Is it because Japan would dominate it? Surely it wouldn’t take long for an NFL offensive lineman to be ready to compete at a world class level right? You can’t tell me Quenton Nelson wouldn’t need more than a few pointers to be able to toss some sumo dudes out of the ring. Sure, they’d have to miss some training camp to go to the olympics but DK Metcalf was ready to for the 100m so the big boys would be able to as well. USA could take gold if they ever put sumo wrestling in the olympics!